Reblogging for tags.
Don’t quote a children’s book when saying you’re pro life. I get that you think a life is a life, no matter how small, but, I won’t be able to take you seriously.
Especially since the author to said children’s book wrote said book about the Vietnam war, is avidly pro choice and sued people for misusing that particular quote. (His widow still does)
i hate how smoking is only attractive in theory like u see a picture of someone smoking and ur like damn but when ur actually in a room with someone smoking its like no im leaving
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
my wedding vows: i love u but i dont love u as much as i love dogs
never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week
okay you motherfuckers pete is actually starting to tweet again which means if any of you are rude to him or make him sad i will literally run to your house in the dead of night and burn everything you loveand burn the ashes
reblogable by request~ anon
this had ten notes yesterday.
Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS”
wait… something’s not right
OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY ARE COMING
I swear to fucking god everyone on this whole website is high
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED