Why am I such a piece of shit the lady is so nice and I can’t suck it up for two fucking minutes and get the needle what the fuck. Fuck this fuck me
Is the kid a fan of dads? I don’t get it.
Come inside to secret dog HQ
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
Thinking about socially conscious people having kids makes me happy. Like yes, raise your kids to respect others and not shit on their existence.
yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…