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Why am I such a piece of shit the lady is so nice and I can’t suck it up for two fucking minutes and get the needle what the fuck. Fuck this fuck me

Wednesday the 23 rd of April, 2014 with 0 notes  + reblog

dorkly:

Dad Makes His Son a Balloon Sculpture of a Normal Person?

Is the kid a fan of dads? I don’t get it.

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Wednesday the 23 rd of April, 2014 with 5,040 notes  dorkly) + reblog

susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

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Tuesday the 22 nd of April, 2014 with 18,629 notes  poochcrew) + reblog

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

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Tuesday the 22 nd of April, 2014 with 221,710 notes  megachikorita) + reblog

digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

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Tuesday the 22 nd of April, 2014 with 208,038 notes  digivolvin) + reblog

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

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Tuesday the 22 nd of April, 2014 with 351,987 notes  memelovingfuck) + reblog

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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Tuesday the 22 nd of April, 2014 with 602,061 notes  wh1rring) + reblog

bubbleinhabitor:

Thinking about socially conscious people having kids makes me happy. Like yes, raise your kids to respect others and not shit on their existence.

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Tuesday the 22 nd of April, 2014 with 403 notes  bubbleinhabitor) + reblog

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

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Tuesday the 22 nd of April, 2014 with 76,830 notes  jerkidiot) + reblog

claricemstarlings:

i found the original pilot script for “hannibal” and i’m laughing because

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winston is not an isolated incident

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Tuesday the 22 nd of April, 2014 with 22,675 notes  claricemstarlings) + reblog