>tfw no qt 3.14 ogre princess gf
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
(Source: cephalodogs, via reiish)
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
spanish and italian:
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
*shooting up in the bathroom*
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
here have all of these consonants have fun
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
summary of 2013:
ing fall out boy is back